[ count on Al to turn a situation around. he groans aloud when he mentions Winry's reaction. whenever he returns home to show off his damaged automail, it's never, ever a happy "welcome home" that they get from Winry. Ed's amazed he's not gotten a concussion, how many times a wrench or two have been chucked at his head. ]

She's going to kill me. You'll have to go on without me, Al. Adventure into the wide world all alone, because I was killed by a girl. Just make sure they don't put the cause of death on the certificate, okay? Bludgeoned by wrench doesn't exactly have a very nice ring to it, you know.