IC Inbox

[armoured]

This is the IC inbox for Alphonse Elric at Snowblind.

Network name: @LELRIC

This is the place to contact Al over the Network. Contact by voice, text, or video is all perfectly acceptable, and there is no need to plot with me prior to posting in this inbox.

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[armoured]

[He could just say how pleased he is to hear Zack is okay, or--]

I'm not sure I want to talk to you, are you on the toilet?

[heroproceeding]

[ That is one. Distinctly. Long. Pause. One would even think Zack just flatly hung up.

Or maybe he's quietly dying inside on the other end. ]

Come on, Al! You know I'm not!

[armoured]

[He can't help the snort that escapes him.]

Are you sure about that? You seemed to think it was okay to call people then.

[heroproceeding]

[ Al, you are rude. So rude! ]

I was fifteen and it was one joke!

[ Did he practically squawk that time? He might have. ]

[armoured]

I'm fifteen, and I don't think that sort of thing is funny, you know?

[Judging for the immaturity right now.]

[heroproceeding]

Because I had a sense of humor at that age!

[ SHOTS FIRED. IF YOU'RE GONNA BE A BUTT, HE GONNA BE A BUTT BACK, YOU EIGHT FOOT TALL METAL TOTEM POLE. ]

[armoured]

A dumb sense of humour.

[Shots fired right back, but he's laughing all the same. It's good to have a conversation that isn't all doom and gloom for once.]

[heroproceeding]

Well, okay then, Al! What do you think's a good sense of humor?

[ IF YOU'RE GONNA JUDGE HIM, YOU BETTER PUT YOUR GIL WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS, BUDDY.

And quit laughing at him!! (Even if it kinda feels relieving to hear it, honestly. Less awkward town between them.) ]

[armoured]

Anything that makes both people laugh, it's not funny if only one person thinks it is.

[Which means he's not a massive fan of mean pranks.]

[heroproceeding]

Can't say I agree there! I mean think of all the great puns we'd all be missing out on them if we just stopped 'cause one person didn't think it was funny.

[armoured]

Uh huh, but that's because you have a really bad sense of humour, I thought we already learned that.

[See? Now that's funny.]

[heroproceeding]

SAYS THE ONE RICK ROLLING PEOPLE IN 2015 BRO THAT DIED A LONG TIME AGO

[heroproceeding]

That's what you say. I think you're just jealous that you couldn't think of half those puns!

[armoured]

I totally could if I wanted to, I just have better things to do than that!

[Huff huff.]

[heroproceeding]

You know what kind of people say stuff like that? The kind that're pun and done. The one pun wonders. Didn't you know that's a pretty punishable crime, Al?

[armoured]

I'm going to hang up on you if you keep doing that, Zack, I mean it!

[heroproceeding]

And now you're just avoiding the subject!

[armoured]

What subject? The only subject was you telling really bad jokes, and that's definitely one that I want to avoid.

[heroproceeding]

No, you're definitely trying to get out of the fact that your puns pale in comparison!

[armoured]

I'm sorry, I can't hear you any more.

[The last sound that Zack will hear is a muffled laugh, before Al hangs up.]